Total Medals Earned: 888 (From 244 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,755 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/50 points)
You got killed by the Weebl
Talk to everyone at the party
You popped a cap in Weebl's ass
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/305 points)
Reached Act I
Reached Act III
Viewed the credits so I don't get sued
Reached Act II
Reached Act IV
Prevented oncoming traffic from inconveniencing you
Suffered the wrath of your old pal
Walked down the street and killed a zombie
Showed your love for an unwanted second appearance
Increased ratings, improved the economy
This is for damaging certain property
Saved the city from absolute destruction
Went 200,000 leagues under the sea to infiltrate the hideout
Ended a gentlemen's career
Destroyed Osama X
Found the secrets menu
Killed Osama
Shot down helicopters while enjoying a cab ride
Defeated the game
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/130 points)
Beat the farm levels.
Beat the urban levels.
Medals Earned: 4/80 (20/400 points)
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Medals Earned: 3/6 (30/75 points)
Get the beer
Beat the troll
Open the passageway in the cave
Get the bow and the arrows
Repair the ship
Catch the dinosaur
Medals Earned: 2/11 (10/245 points)
Get a bonus!
Give the host influenza
Give the host measles
Give the host hepatitis
Give the host herpes
Kill a white blood cell
Complete a level after having taken damage
Kill the host
Kill 10 white blood cells
Give the host smallpox
Complete the game in under 500 seconds
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/35 points)
Use Wade's arsenal
Captured a great photo!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/235 points)
Complete 5 levels
Complete 10 levels
Complete 15 levels
Complete 20 levels
Pass last level in 4 taps
Complete all levels
Fill 10 orange collectors
Pass level 14 less than for 30 sec
Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/70 points)
Beat lvl 10!
Die outside the screen.
Beat lvl 1!
Beat lvl 6 in less than 15 seconds.
Beat lvl 20!
Beat the game!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/295 points)
Collect mysterious sand to become younger
Collect sandglass to become really young
Finish the game at least once
Finish round without single death
Finish round in less than 2:20 to get the golden cup
Find the secret passage in the game
Finish round in less than 1:40 minutes
Finish a game (4 rounds) in less than 10 minutes
Collect all achievements in the game