Total Medals Earned: 881 (From 242 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,695 Points
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
Fail 20 times
Kill 20 farmers
Dodge 20 medium high obstacles
Jump 20 medium ground obstacles
Dodge 20 small high obstacles
Jump 20 small ground obstacles
Block 20 volleys of arrows
Dodge 20 large high obstacles
Jump 20 large ground obstacles
Block 20 duelists
Dodge 10 rider attacks
Jump 20 hoplites
Dodge 20 volleys of arrows
Unlock all armor
Outrun 10 riders
Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit
Complete Story mode
Survive 5 minutes in Survival
Complete hardcore mode
Unlock all game modes
Medals Earned: 3/13 (65/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)
Survive 100m!
Survive an impressive 200m!
Survive an unbelievable 300m!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/150 points)
Read about Christine
Give a lot of money to the IRS
Buy every upgrade
Kill the boss
Earn 5 million dollars without firing a shot.
Win the game
Win without losing a life
Medals Earned: 5/15 (25/300 points)
View the credits
Donate to charity
Read the instructions
Freedom of speech!
Consume ALL the things!
Get a tetris!
Get all of Bob's advice from the shop
Get really good at... slacking off?
Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/105 points)
Complete Act 1
Complete Act 2
Complete Act 3
Click on both the Credits Heads
Play with cheats
Complete a no-gun-run
All levels on Xtreme Mode (no easy or crazy cheats)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/65 points)
Get level 2!
Defeat box glove!
Defeat disco ball!
Get level 10!
Defeat hidra!
Get level 30!
Medals Earned: 4/6 (90/215 points)
Collect 5 Stars
Collect 15 Stars
Collect 35 Stars
Collect 65 Stars
Collect 108 Stars
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/80 points)
Pickup treasure from behind an obstacle
Knock the boulder back 5 times in one game
Collect exactly 69 gems in one game
Collect 10 tanks in one game
Collect 100 gems in one game
Collect 200 gems in one game
Medals Earned: 5/30 (25/500 points)
Kill a Jesus in COP TRAINING.
Lose at ROPE JUMP.
Try both game modes in one session
Find me two sporks
Submit a score
Lose at MONKEY GRAB.
Sweep and miss 10 times in SWEEP THE LEG.
Lose 10 times in one session of play.
Poke the mammoth in the eye
Destroy 10 asteroids in ASTROIDS 2.
Win RACE with 3 seconds or less left on the clock
Eat 15 food items in DIET RUN in one try.
Reach a score of 5000 points or more.
Get 3 perfect stops in CHARGE.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10
Get all 3 balls to fall on the correct platform in PIPES.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10 and then QUIT your game from the PAUSE menu.
Get a streak of 10 or more.
Destroy 10 planes in JETS.
Beat THE FINAL STAGE without losing a single life.
Serve 40 beers in BARTENDER in one try.
Finish half of STORY MODE
Get a score of 10 000 points or more.
Win KALCULATOR in 7 operations or less.
Get a streak of 20 or more.
Win 30 games in RANDOM MODE with 10 lives remaining.
Complete STORY MODE with all 10 lives.
Get a streak of 50 or more.
Finish STORY MODE