Total Medals Earned: 888 (From 244 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,755 Points
Medals Earned: 4/16 (25/500 points)
Use 500 bullets.
Kill 50 bunnies.
Spend £10,000.
Get someone naked!
Use a grenade.
Go into RAGE.
Use a remote explosive.
Kill the bunny man.
Kill the Easter bunny.
Fully Upgrade the assistant.
Kill the super bunny.
Get a high score of 10,000,000.
Get all trophies!
Purchase all weapons.
Get a high score of 14,000,000.
Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/75 points)
Reach level 8
Reach level 15
Reach Level 22
Reach Level 29
Complete all 35 levels.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/245 points)
Cadet rank: just start the game
Lieutenant rank: earn 5% of the medals
Captain rank: earn 25% of the medals
Major rank: earn 50% of the medals
Colonel rank: earn 75% of the medals
General rank: earn 90% of the medals
Field Marshal rank: earn all the medals
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 3/10 (30/315 points)
Die before beating Luis.
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/370 points)
Die without jumping
Earn a powerup
Earn 10,000 points
Kill 25 trolls
Earn 25,000 points
Collect 50 gems
Earn 40,000 points
Collect 100 gems
Kill 50 trolls
Earn 60,000 points
Collect 200 gems
Kill 100 trolls
Earn 80,000 points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
"That's the last time he'll give an interview..."
Medals Earned: 5/12 (25/150 points)
Die 5 Times
Run 250 people over
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Activate Tiger Mode
Travel over 2.5 miles
Destroy 100 cars
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Travel 100 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Use every type of drug in the game
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
Medals Earned: 4/8 (65/155 points)
Beat Island Beast
Beat Canyon Beast
Defeat Demon Beast
Defeat all 3 knights
Get all 4 spells
Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Level up everything to level 8
Medals Earned: 3/5 (35/145 points)
Defeat the first boss
You've got great fashion sense
Defeat the fifth boss
ONE MILLION (cumulative)
Defeat the ninth boss
