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nakedxbabe
I am a graffiti artist & I like screamo music.

Alison @nakedxbabe

Age 31, Female

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In my hubby's beddie.

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This shet is cute.

Posted by nakedxbabe - August 10th, 2011


Just sayin'

This shet is cute.


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Do you take it up the ass?

Nooo!! so gross!

I mean, you can't be a nice guy if you don't take it up the ass.

You mean girl?

I'd like to know you more, we both have much in common.

gosh I'm married. Do you not have courtesy?

why did u send me those messages then

describe the message.
Tell everybody we spoke because i am your beholder I AM YOUR GOD.
pray to me and pray for my resurrection

i think u need 2 calm down this is getin u and me kno wher

I am calm :(

lol, you've got your inbox set to "contacts only", so here's the response to the PM you sent:

All I really did was find a list of companies doing what I wanted to do (in my case it was lab work), phone them up at random and ask if they'd take people on voluntarily. There's no official name for it or anything; just a lot of phone work and internet searching. And dozens of flat refusals, but meh: You only need one to work, just like with getting a real job.

I dunno about "asap", since I was lucky, and it still took a month for them to hire me (and even then it was only temporary until another 3 months after that, when it finally turned permanent). There's no quick fix to not having a job; if there was, everyone would be doing it.

Thanks, But I wanna do everyythingg D:

I would send you a message if your inbox wasn't set to contacts only :P

fixed.

Did I get deleted from your comments?

Yeaaa it was nonsense, i didn't understand it.

Hello, friend.

Lmao, psh
There's no such thing

Its been over a month and still nothing cute...

yeh im workin on it dont worries :)

Your not a girl~

Herm, guess my dicks so small it turned inside out.
Because last i knew, i had a big hard black dick inside me.

screamo music

Yes

bumble bee tuna

shut the fuck up your breath smells like rotten tuna

yer purdy

yeah no shit. dont you think i know that you dumb cunt?

Why did you dress up in female clothes?

cause it makes meh feel like a *~real woman~* ooooh i love it mmmm. why don't YOU dress up in female clothes? because you're total fatass nerd and you look like shit in any clothes you wear no matter what? ohok, i figured.

What Skaren said. You better hope mommy and daddy don't see this. They'll take away the only skirt you own.

thats not a skirt you fucking idiot, that's part of my body, why the fuck are you being so rude & insensitive about my huge blue vagina lips??? are you going to make fun of my big dumb teddy bear ears next YOU JERK??? I WAS BORN THIS WAY AND I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD i'm going to cry so loudly for so long until i throw up blood and get hella fuckin drool n snot all over myself like a fat stupid baby if you tell my mommy and daddy on me waaahhhhhh ;____;;

Yeah even if you really have a vagina wich you fucken don't, you have one of the most severe cases of man-face I have ever seen.

No offence.

even if you really weren't a virgin, which you fucking are, you have one of the most severe cases of babydick i've ever seen.

kill yourself.

An actual female would most likely get all offended by all these comments. Even if you have a vagina, you're a legit dude.

LMFAO are you fucking serious!?! i thought you were a girl too? and you seriously just said something that stupidly sexist??? "a REAL girl would cry like a dumb little bitch & not stick up for herself when a bunch of faggots over the internet try to make fun of her, therefore you're not a real girl!!!" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA holy hell wowwwwww, that is truly hilarious. don't project your own lack of self-esteem on me you pathetic shitfuck. unlike 99% of the gay nerds on this site i have the balls to post actual pix of myself (and unfortunately for all you guys that want to get buttfucked by me, those are the only "balls" i have). if i was as fat and ugly and flatchested as you, i wouldnt post pix either, but im not, im thin and pretty and my big tits are perfect just like me. all you losers are just jealous. why would i actually give one single shit about what you retards say in your comments and get my feelings hurt? only one special man's opinion matters to me and everyone else can eat a dick ;>

Your posts are gold XD

*~gold! GOLD! always believe in your soul! you've got the power to know! you're indestructible! always beliiiieeeeve in, you are gold! GOLD! glad that you're bound to return, there's something i coulda learned, you're in destructible, always belieeeeve~*

Yeah I love how you claim not to give a shit and then post a whole essay per insult.
Also flatchest Isen't much of an insult against guys and flatchest combined with fat seem to contradict itself.

PS: Respond soon because you are hillarious.

PPS: If this diden't get your panties tangled, your tits aren't that big from what I can see wich further adds to the evidence that you don't have a vagina.

With much love, Slugathor

well, flatchested + fat is a terrible combo for a girl. like at least fat bitches with giant titties have the giant tits as an excuse not to lose weight, flatchested fatties just straight up have nothing going for them & they might as well kill themselves imo.

also, silly boy; i don't think you've seen enough boobies to be able to make a judgement like that, believe whatever you want though~

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